{"id":28629,"date":"2015-07-26T05:39:21","date_gmt":"2015-07-26T12:39:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.artquiltmaker.com\/blog\/?p=28629"},"modified":"2016-11-08T13:51:04","modified_gmt":"2016-11-08T20:51:04","slug":"idiot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/artquiltmaker.com\/blog\/2015\/07\/idiot\/","title":{"rendered":"Idiot!"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_28631\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-28631\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.artquiltmaker.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/DSCN0410sm.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-28631\" src=\"http:\/\/www.artquiltmaker.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/DSCN0410sm-300x136.jpg\" alt=\"5 More Inches\" width=\"300\" height=\"136\" srcset=\"https:\/\/artquiltmaker.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/DSCN0410sm-300x136.jpg 300w, https:\/\/artquiltmaker.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/DSCN0410sm.jpg 991w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 85vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-28631\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">5 More Inches<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Yesterday, I received one of the calls that quiltmakers do not want to hear. My quilter called and said that my back was too small for her to quilt the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.artquiltmaker.com\/blog\/2015\/06\/food-quilt-2-top\/\">Food Quilt #2.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>What????<\/p>\n<p>She explained again and I was mortified. I really couldn&#8217;t imagine how this happened. I thought I was being careful.<\/p>\n<p>So, yesterday morning my first order of business was to make a 5&#8243;x90&#8243; strip. The back is black, mostly, so I used black again.<\/p>\n<p>This piece is off to my quilter. I missed my slot, so I don&#8217;t know how long I will have to wait.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday, I received one of the calls that quiltmakers do not want to hear. My quilter called and said that my back was too small for her to quilt the Food Quilt #2. What???? She explained again and I was mortified. I really couldn&#8217;t imagine how this happened. I thought I was being careful. So, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/artquiltmaker.com\/blog\/2015\/07\/idiot\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Idiot!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[379],"tags":[305,300,331],"class_list":["post-28629","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-379","tag-errors-omissions","tag-food-quilt","tag-piecing"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/artquiltmaker.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28629","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/artquiltmaker.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/artquiltmaker.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/artquiltmaker.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/artquiltmaker.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28629"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/artquiltmaker.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28629\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/artquiltmaker.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28629"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/artquiltmaker.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28629"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/artquiltmaker.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28629"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}